liberals solve climate change

Liberals fix the climate

Climate change is a very slippery thing!  It is actually caused by mankind's production of carbon dioxide.  But as any biologist will tell you, plants suck in extra carbon dioxide to form plant biomass.

And in the Jurassic there was 85% more life on earth!  And the fossil fuels formed at the Jurassic mass extinction.  The carbon dioxide is static at just two parts per million.

Nuclear power invented manmade global warming after the Chernobyl incident 1986.  And made up the meaningless manmade climate change, 2005.  Only a decade after the earth started cooling.

But like all the best science fiction it is very hard to shake away!  Physically as nuclear power invested 10,000,000 pounds in their fiction every year.

In particularly offended academia.  To cleap them quiet and out of the way!

By every 3 minutes around the earth there is a lightening strike.  Which releases light, as councilor Womble was assured, it liberated X rays and produce five tonnes of helium gas.

You do the calculations and a steam plasma cylinder, he's a massive carbon zero energy source.  Burning the water molecules into heat light and X rays.  Decompose the matter into waveforms.

And the cancers friend in America are confronted with a practical experiment!  A 30x1.5cm the steam plasma at the ready constant carbon 0 1 megawatts of clean and safe heat.

The councilor started getting the very agitated.  As easy involved we have making the student flats in salford, the carbon zero.  His award included Odsell - A popular low income housing area.

Say, the engineers in the maintenance department to fire up the steam plasma and link it to steam turbine.  And got out 500 kW our carbon zero heat.

And the steam were still mad hot - ideal for space heating.  Totally carbon zero.  As we burn no fossil fuels.  And there is aior trace of radioactive materials involved.

So he gave the go ahead.  And in just two weeks they installed the plant.  And varied health times was there to document it.  Carbon zero flat heating!  With free electricity.  So the reporter Holly and he had one button on her shirt.  And asked him.

Holly 'do people have to have her level to get a carbon zero heat and power?'.  He was a bit taken aback as I was a very revealing top anyway.

Councilor Womble 'no of course not.  Gas we liberals are behind improving life for all people.  Irrespective of colour rays gender or even species' he tried to include alians, who he was sure he recited of the Labour benches in council.

Holly 'so a free E carbon zero heat and power' she repeated.

Womble 'not even hard!'